Name: 999 Flavors of Gelato
Author: Frank Ruscitti

About the Book

With the Devil gone to Heaven on vacation, Hell's tourist industry is taking a beating. Can an eight-year-old eyeball-eating girl and her three teenage acolytes save Hell's one and only boiler?

In Frank Ruscitti's darkly hilarious debut, Hell operates like any dysfunctional corporation—complete with stressed middle management, tourism KPIs, and a CEO who desperately needs a vacation.

Dark Comedy 320 pages June 2025

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About the Author

Frank Ruscitti

Frank Ruscitti is a songwriter, musician, and actor. A former high school teacher and former journalist, he wrote for the Village Voice and manned their editorial desk for almost twenty years. Following that, he moved to Rome, where he lived for six years working as a tour director in five countries. He lives with his wife in the Hudson Valley. He’s working on a sequel to this book.

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